郑州儿童英语培训,英语笑话对话

  • 来源:于欢英语  时间:2020-08-05  发布人:于欢教育

  一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。

  “你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”

  “什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”

  A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

  "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

  "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

  1、Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or politicians. The best response came from a freshman, who said, "The person who signs my diploma."

  我们大学的校报开办了一个每周一问的专栏。上周的问题是:“你最想要什么人的签名?为什么?”和预计的一样,大部分的回答都是歌星、体育明星或者政治家。但是,最优秀的答案来自一个一年级新生,他说:“在我毕业证上签字的那个人。”

  2、A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign …… hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'

  有个人开车行驶在上班的路上,一辆卡车闯红灯从侧面撞上了他的车,当时他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他从车里拉出来并唤醒他。刚一醒过来,他就拼命的挣扎着,最后不得不用了药物才让他镇静下来。过了一会儿,他平静了,别人问他为什么要这么恐怖的挣扎,他说:“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了,当我醒过来,我发现我躺在了路边,前面是一个巨大的广告牌上面闪烁着‘壳牌’,但是有个人挡住了那个“S”。”

  3、Teacher: Where does God live?

  老师:上帝住哪儿?

  Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

  学生:我想他应该住我家浴室。

  Teacher: Why do you say that?

  老师:为什么这么说?

  Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

  顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了!

  服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!

  Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!

  Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

  服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。

  第一个顾客:我要茶

  第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!

  服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?

  Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

  1st customer: "I'll have tea."

  2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

  (Waiter exits, returns)

  Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

  服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?

  看起来象是在仰泳,先生……

  Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

  Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir……

  服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

  别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

  Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

  Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

  服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!

  不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。

  Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

  No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

  服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

  别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要。

  Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

  Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

  服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

  我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱。

  Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

  Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

  服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

  对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。

  Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

  Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

  服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!

  是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。

  Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

  Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

  服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!

  1美元你想要什么——活的?

  aiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

  What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

  服务员,汤里有只蜜蜂!

  是的,先生,今天苍蝇放假。

  Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

  Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

  服务员,来杯咖啡,不加奶油。

  对不起,先生,奶油没了,不加奶怎么样?

  Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.

  I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

  服务员,你的领带在我的汤里了。

  没关系,先生,它不缩水。

  Waiter, your tie is in my soup!

  现在家长在家里教育孩子英语,要么是让孩子死记英语,要么就是背语法。这样的教学方法效果不是很好。那么,孩子的英语水平该怎么提高?家长从孩子的兴趣培养做起,全方面地培养孩子的英语能力。

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